Biddy Poseur

This Ukrainian babushka is a biddy poseur. It's sad, I know, but you can't judge a biddy by scarf alone.

What? Why? Sure, she's adorable, but she can't make a damn thing.
She's really nice and doesn't swear or grouch about.
She does have nice droopy jugs, that's certainly a plus, but body type alone does not make a true biddy.
Sure, she wears floral dresses, but no contrasting apron.
Constantly drinks coffee from a nappy cup. Can make a mean loaf of fluffy white bread. But lacks competitive drive and the tell tale biddy scowl.
Her wrinkles are smile wrinkles. Total poseur.